How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]
More Than Words: Tomboys R Us
THIS whenever some girl brags about being “one of the boys” or says something like “I’m not like other girls, I LOVE [stereotypically masculine thing].”
OMFG. I found this floating around on FB and I am dyyyiiinnnnggg.
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
But what if you don’t pack light :|
Who the fuck has socks that big
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
hakuna your tatas omg
DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG
I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”
in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm
this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???
This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.
Yes, but can you actually deny the wonderful nature of the uniworm? I assume the worm is infected with some rogue Cordyceps fungus which has given it super/super-creepy powers.
DEEP SEA M E R M A I D S